The Ultimate Guide To Hong Kong Nightlife
If you’re taking a trip to Hong Kong you need to know where to hang out, and more importantly, where not to hang out.
You need to know where to go if you are looking to meet a nice local lass, and more importantly, where to find a local sex machine that will make your stay in Hong Kong a life long memory.
The peeps over at The Dark Side live in HK and these guys are in the know and they’ve provided the guidance on where to find that new best friend or one time shag.
Here’s a list of 30 bars/clubs reviewed in random order:
1. Loud Aussies and drunken Brits with tight shirts and hairy chests: The Dublin Jack and Solas
2. Expat kids and rave hippies: Buddha Lounge
3. I love my daddy cuz he gave me a shiny new black Amex: Volar and Prive
4. I’m a Chingsta: Club Beijing and Club Billion (notable mention: Volar)
5. Models, hipsters and douche bags who are less cool now Dragon-I has public seating outside
6. Just chillin’, but please do notice I’m a loud, annoying Aussie: Wagyu
7. The French and other social outcasts hang at Gecko
8. I’m gay and fabulous: Propaganda and Club97
9. I’m hip and want my sleazy DJ to play European dance music: Goccia
10. No ‘working girls’ pls, but wouldn’t mind a slutty Brit: Mes Amis
11. I have no idea what’s cool in this town, but the name must count for something right? Armani Bar
12. Chubby Brits showing their tits after 16 jello shots: Al’s Diner
13. I’m an ignorant tourist who thinks a smelly fur coat is fucking sweet: Balalaika
14. Desperately in need of loving: Insomnia and Dusk Till Dawn (notable mention: Drop)
15. Underage: Club No.9
16. Cougarville: Wagyu Lounge
17. Broke: Club 7-11
18. I’m cool cuz I get into a member’s club that’s so desperate it would even let my mama in: M1NT
19. Fancy rich: Sevva
20. Dirty hipsters: Staunton’s (outdoor stairs seating)
21. Black Eyed Peas loving gweilos/abc’s who can’t get into Volar or Dragon I (after 2 am): Azure
22. Spent too much dough on stimulants to stop now: Drop
23. Artsy bisexuals and gays: FINDS
24. I like to hang around old quality people who truly appreciate their bubbly art: Kee Club
25. British men in shorts looking to bang your maid: New Makati Club, Dreams II and Laguna
26. Cheap Chinese sex: Lisboa Hotel Macau (come on… it’s close enough)
27. Longing for the days we could still smoke inside: The Ashtray
28). American/Canadian goofs: The Keg and Sugardolls
29. We think we’re cool cuz there’s a bouncer, but we’re really just old and grumpy: The Cavern
30. I have little to no self respect: Homebase
Posted on September 18, 2009 | Filed Under Travel
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