If Britney Spears Were President



f Britney Were President

A bikini clad Britney Spears presented the nightly Top 10 List on last nights “The Late Show With David Letterman”.

Amusing…

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo

8. Free pie for everybody

7. My “Situation Room” would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”

5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me



Posted on August 19, 2009 | Filed Under TV

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