Top Five Girl On Girl Crushes

Not to be outdone by the boys, we girls have lots of same sex crushes too. Now don’t get too excited, this is not that kind of article. Freaking perv.

These are the female celebrities that women love and have added to their list of crushes, and we don’t care if the dudes like them or not.

1. Evangeline Lilly.

We loooooved her on Lost. She was always surrounded by Jack and Sawyer which did make us a little jealous, but she always looked so hot that we just couldn’t hold a grudge. She was always dirty and wet and wearing wife beaters and was just generally a badass, unlike Michelle Rodriguez’ character, who was always trying to be a bad ass but was really just an ass and we actually cheered when she was killed. Her and her stupid stick she had hanging off her hip. Does she even have more than one facial expression?

2. Sarah Jessica Parker.

We know you guys think she is ugly and you remind us of that every chance you get, but we love her. She hasn’t had a bunch of plastic surgery to make her look like every other woman in Hollywood and she was beyond fabulous as Carrie Bradshaw—she could literally run down the sidewalk in a pair of Manolos. We all like to think we are somewhat like Carrie, so Sarah will always hold a special place in our hearts, horseface be damned.

3. Jennifer Garner.

The biggest badass of them all, Jennifer was unfreakingbelievable on Alias. She looked awesome in everything they put on her, and she could beat up any dude that came along. Apparently guys think she is pretty like a girl next door, which blows our minds because we think on Alias she was the hottest chick to ever grace the planet. We would totally marry her.

4. Cate Blanchett.

Cate is so elegant and statuesque and classy. She isn’t the type to be on the cover of Maxim covering her nipples with the tips of her fingers and licking her lips. This is of course what makes guys think “meh” about her, but it makes us love her. She is beautiful and doesn’t feel the need to show up to events wearing see-through clothes.

5. Drew Barrymore.

Yeah, Drew has a wonky mouth and saggy boobs and maybe she has become a drunk again *tears* but she just seems like a girl we could be friends with. She is so much fun and approachable and makes fun silly girly movies. So seriously, Drew—are you really an alkie again? Say it’s not soooooo!!!!