Top 5 Women Men Love That Women Totally Don’t Get
Now, when I say they don’t get it, I don’t mean they don’t understand why guys are attracted to these women with enormous boobs – they pretty much have that part figured out. But these are women who seem so vapid and horrible that it is really hard to figure out how their boobs can make up for their lack of personality and/or brain power.
1. Scarlett Johansson. Okay, okay, the boobs – we get it. But we don’t get how anyone could ever say she is anything more than a blow-up doll. Girl can’t act to save her life. Every single movie she has ever been in she plays the exact same character – the girl who doesn’t realize men think she’s hot except all she does is try to seduce every man on the screen by pouting and sticking her boobs farther out. She should have stuck with modeling.
2. Megan Fox. Another one that is like “I’m not aware that men find me so attractive oh hey look at my tits in this dress!” Her whole schtick about having experimented with other women is so over-played. Every time she opens her mouth to speak she ends up making an ass out of herself. But of course, because men love her ass so much, she just keeps right on talking.
3. Jenny McCarthy. Back when she was on Singled Out (God I’m old) I just could not for the life of me figure out why guys thought this chick was so hot. As she became more famous, I realized it was because in every single picture ever taken of her she has her mouth wide open. Very subtle, Jenny. Now she is blaming autism on vaccines and dudes still want to bang her. It’s amazing how far a little innuendo can take you.
4. Christina Aguilera. I am not denying that girl can sang, but no matter how they try, they just can’t fix her face. She has never not looked like a tranny. She has been Retro Tranny, Corn-rowed Tranny, Brunette Tranny—every kind of tranny you can think of. But what I hear around the schoolyard is that she looks like she would gag on it, so she remains popular with the dudes.
5. Kim Kardashian. Kim looks like someone stuck a bicycle pump in Eva Longoria and went to town. She literally looks like if you pricked her she would deflate. Okay, changing descriptions…..she looks swollen and old and like the only thing keeping her animated is a giant helium tank.
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Published on November 8, 2010 | Filed Under Showbiz
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Wow, how bitter are you? Scarlett Johansson is a good actress and is flat out beautiful…. Sure u prob look like shit but seriously dont take it out on these girls
Seriously?? How much more jealous can you get? This is one of the most ridiculous columns I’ve ever read. You should be ashamed
Completely agree about these broads being “vapid and horrible… really hard to figure out how their boobs can make up for their lack of personality and/or brain power.” Just because we masturbate to them doesn’t mean we to want to wife em.
Seriously guys, in 10-20 years you won”t give a crap about these women because they will look older and you will hopefully have become wiser.
Funny list. One of my co-workers actually has a shrine in his cubicle dedicated to Megan Fox- creepy much?
I’m a straight guy and while I won’t argue that these women have decent bodies, they are all untalented bimbos and the more I see and hear of them, the less they interest me. Kardashian is okay, as she actually has a pretty face to match the body, but the others are annoying blow-up dolls which are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. I wouldn’t miss them if they all went away tomorrow.
Well, I happen to think all these women are beautiful. Whether they’re “bimbos” in real life or not, maybe it’s that most men know that they probably will not be with them, so they love them for their image and beauty…I think it’s pretty normal. I know I look at several male celebrities the same way.
I actually don’t care how good or bad, how hot or not that Christina Aguilera looks I think she’s a great singer. That’s what she does. I don’t think she’s ever claimed to be a model or a movie star. Just a great singer.
I completely agree with #’s 2 through 5. Those 4 aren’t even on my radar.
But Scarlet? Are you kidding? Her face is GORGEOUS. Forget the boobs (which are wonderful), she just has a look that is captivating. I guess watching her grow up since Ghost World is part of the attraction.
Fox: I don’t get what anyone sees in her. There are tens of millions of women who look like that.
The last 3: very trashy and nothing attractive about them.
I’m a hetro male and agree with this article. Bicycle pump in Eva Longoria…BUAHAHAHAHAAA! WHY WHY WHY is Kim K. famous?!?!?!?!?!
And can’t a woman write an article about these eye candy morons without everyone going ‘are you jealous?’ That IS the whole point…we are MADE to think these women are the pan ultimate opus of all things sexy and hot and the moment we say otherwise we are gay or jealous.
Fight the brainwashing and look for some real talent and substance that makes a woman sexy beyond these skanks.
GO SAMANTHA!!! You made my day and keep writing!
U Jelly??
samantha, the writer of this crap, must be really ugly or have one ear or something. bitterness agaisnt successful woman.
Samantha,have u only got one ear or some other kind of deformity?
only got one ear or some other kind of deformity..
- bit much Andy, don’t you think?
Wow, I can’t believe I wasted my time reading this. With exception to Kim Kardashian these girls have killer personalities. Jenny McCarthy is freaking awesome and probably would have done a much better job on this article than you have. There’s plenty of more attractive women that are less talented than the ones you’ve listed. My guess is your boyfriend, or ex boyfriends had to think about these girls to get it up to settle for sleeping with you. I hope you find something less bitter and retarded to write about next time. Thanks for 2 minutes of my life I never get back.
Christina is hot as hell! And has a ton of talent. Anyone who hates on her is just being a hater. And for anyone who thinks these girls are found anywhere you are retarted and want their paycheck.
I prefer hot fat chicks.
Wow, what a hateful post! Scarlett Johansson is actually a good actress, especially in Woody Allen movies. Watch “Match Point” and you’ll see. She also is a good comedic actor.
Agree with you on every pick.
All are lame and annoying.
And, even more annoying is all the pubilicity they get trying to sell us guys on how gorgeous they are.
Y A W N!
Megan Fox has toe thumbs
I think it is hysterical that of all the articles written by “Samantha,” the only one most guys bothered to comment on was this one, and that they got so terribly upset by it. Don’t like having your idols taken down a notch, do you, guys?
Oh, and thanks to the ones who understood that there is more to questioning talent than jealousy. Much appreciated
I’m a guy and I agree completely. I think it is mostly younger people who decide what is attractive in media but it ends up having a negative influence on everyone.