Something Is Really, Really Wrong With Al Pacino
You know, I’m getting up in years and I don’t look quite as good as I did when I was in my early twenties. Things have started to slide around a bit and I find myself having to tuck in things that really aren’t made to be tucked.
We all know about the aging process and realize that at some point even we will fall under its dry, wrinkly spell. At the same time, there are countless examples of people who have aged gracefully, and while they may not draw the stares they did when they were young, they are still considered to be attractive.
Some people, however, don’t seem to get the whole “aging gracefully” thing, and it is, to put it mildly, terrifying to see these once good-looking folks turn into one of those dolls made from dry apples. And when they are a celebrity, really, there is no excuse. I mean, helllllloooooo – call Barbara Walters and just get the damn surgeons name! That doctor is obviously not even human. Have you seen Barbara Walters? What is she, like 112?
Which is why we are begging on our knees, pleading with all of our hearts, praying with all of our might that Al Pacino will read this and take our advice and call WaWa because we really don’t know that we can live with this kind of disappointment. I mean just look at that face! It’s the stuff dreams are made of! This guy was freaking HAWT, and even as he was getting older he still looked good.
Then something happened. We don’t know what or why or how, but somehow Al went from being a dreamboat to being a crabbing boat covered in barnacles. Or cysts, by the look of that thing growing out of his head (OMG how bad will I feel if it turns out to be a tumor? I apologize in advance if its cancer. Really, Al, I feel terrible.)
Maybe he’s doing the whole Joaquin Phoenix pretend-crazy hair and beard thing? If so, Al, we get it, it’s been done—move on, for the love of God, and don’t make us go through a year of distress before going back to your normal, good-looking self. Joaquin was bad enough – we almost didn’t make it.
Posted on December 8, 2010 | Filed Under Showbiz
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I think he has this beard and hair like this because of a character he is playing in a play. Can’t remember what one…, seen pics though, I think thats why. Anyway, Al is a very attractive guy. Whew, I mean WOW, I also think he has aged well, (just not in these pics) I think the reason he is so attractive is that he is also very charming, intelligent, and is modest. I am also very excited for the normal Al Pacino to come back, trimmed beard and his wonderfully shiny hair. lol