Suicide Fail – Man Jumps With His Blowup Doll Lover And Lands On It
This story of a Shanghai man who was unsuccessful in his suicide bid when he landed on his blowup doll has to be the biggest FAIL of 2010 so far.
On the afternoon of January 3rd, in a residential area near Changning Road in Shanghai, a 50-year-old man jumped from the sixth floor of his apartment building, landing on a bed of flowers below.
He was knocked unconscious suffering only two broken ribs and several cuts and bruises.
His attempted suicide failed because he decided to commit suicide with his live-in lover – a blowup doll – which he landed on top of, saving him from death.
Mr Yang was a little embarrassed when questioned by authorities saying that ever since his child had gone overseas to study he has had no one to keep him company, and had no alternative but to buy an inflatable sex doll.
I’m sure his neighbours will have a whip round for some cash to buy the lonely guy a new doll. 
Posted on January 14, 2010 | Filed Under Really
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