Five Eye Watering Ways To Lose Your Penis
I compiled this list of five eye watering ways to lose your penis after reading about the guy who was fined a few hundred quid for trying to hit a policewoman with his pecker.
I’m not even going to attempt to guess what the guy was trying to do – charm her, knock her out??? All I do know is he was going about things the right way to join these unfortunate fellas. Well four, one of them deserved all he got.
Guy Bites Off Friends Manhood
A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his trouser snake off in a row – and swallowed it. WTF???
Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend – apparently over borrowing a trailer.
‘He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,’ he said.
Police and medics could find no trace of Marian’s missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski – now facing 10 years in jail – may have eaten it.
Doctor Cuts Of Man’s Pecker In Bad Temper
Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.
This was the apparent cue for Ciomu to suddenly whip off the patient’s little fella, before slapping it down on the operating table and hacking away at it with a scalpel.
Romanian officials have ordered the doc to pay £100,000 in damages.
Wife Glues Cheating Husbands Tool To His Stomach
Tracy Hood Davis managed to persuade love rivals Therese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau and Wendy Sewell to get their own back on serial cheat Donessa Hood Davis.
On the pretense of a spot of kinky motel room S&M with Ziemann, Donessa allowed himself to be blindfolded and tied to a bed, before Ziemann’s three accomplices entered the room.
But nothing could have prepared him for what came next: with a gun pointed at him, one of the women proceeded to superglue his penis to his stomach. Probably not the sticky situation he had in mind.
Penis vs Puppy. Penis Loses.
A drunk Cambodian was the victim of an unfortunate genital incident when, as he was urinating through a fence, a happy little puppy on the other side bit onto his penis.
News reports in Phnom Penh said that Kann Veasna was relieving himself through a hole in the fence after a hard day drinking wine when the incident occurred.
Raccoon Bites Off A Perverts Willie
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on a terrified – but toothy – raccoon with his intention being one of utter sickness that I’ll leave you to ponder.
Russian plastic surgeons tried to restore his mangled manhood that the furry animal bit off when he tried to stick it somewhere he shouldn’t have. Serves him bloody right.
Posted on March 22, 2010 | Filed Under Really
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Only 5? There have to be more penis ignorant lads on this planet with just as gruesome stories. Their tales of woe will help remind males of the species to protect their willies and treat them proper