Chimpanzee Sent To Rehab For Booze Addiction

A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure his smoking and boozing habits. Yes, you did you that correctly – people were giving the chimp ciggies and beer.

A local newspaper said, ‘the beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze’.

Now, the first thing that came to me was what the hell are people doing with booze at the zoo? Isn’t a day at the zoo a family day out? And who in their right mind would give beer to a wild animal? Oh yeah, the drunk parents.

Drunk chimps and boozing at the zoo… it’s a crazy world out there!!!

Posted on March 2, 2010 | Filed Under Really

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