Teenagers Getting Drunk With Booze Soaked Tampons
Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she’d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box of tampons in her hand, it was a sight she’d never envisioned.
Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.
She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn’t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.
“I didn’t want to ruin my minty breath,” she remembered sarcastically about her first time using the method. “I was worried about getting home smelling like beer and mom flipping on me, but I wanted to get a booze, so I did it.”
Can you believe this?
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Published on March 1, 2010 | Filed Under Life
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Oh please, like we didn’t do worse when we were there age. Let them be!
Speak for yourself J888 – I consumed my beer from a glass or a bottle!!!!!
just plane STUPID hopefully she will take herself out of the gene pool before she breads
@ J. Sharpe: It’s “plain” not “plane”. Kind of expected coming from someone who believes abstinence as a form of controlled evolution would work I guess.
@ J. Sharpe I’m surprised the last person didn’t comment on the fact that you suggested the girl not bread. What do you have against bread anyways?
I assume you meant that the girl should not breed, but who knows.
Unbelievable, they’ll be drinking through the eye next
actually we already like shooting heroin into and dropping lsd into our eyes.
i dunno, this is more than kids will be kids. alcohol put in your system that way is MUCH more dangerous than drinking it. it will give you alcohol poisoning, could kill you.
It is not new, europe has been taking their drugs that way for years.
(((# j. sharpe on March 8th, 2010 at 3:12 am
just plane STUPID hopefully she will take herself out of the gene pool before she breads)))
YEAH…… J. SHARPE… I HOPE SHE DOES IT BEFORE SHE “BREADS” TOO….. WHO WANTS ALL OF THAT BREAD LAYING AROUND…..
long as she doesnt “pumpernickel”…………….. sandwiches for all…..
pigeons will have to start doing aerobics….. wearing little headbands and jogging suits……
(((# djmick on March 6th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Speak for yourself J888 – I consumed my beer from a glass or a bottle!!!!!
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djmick…was it hard getting the bottle up your ass?
and what was the absorbtion rate? did you open the bottle?
(((did you open the bottle?)))
No Kev, your sister did.
Hmm… I remember in first year uni there were some people who were giving themselves vodka enemas for the same reason… It ended about as well as you’d think, but if they wanted to get f’ed up, they did succeed.
Jeez grammar police, everyone needs to stop bashing on j. sharpe’s post. -_- Do you have nothing better to say then bash they way he spells? There has been a study where spelling doesnt matter because the human brain memorizes words as a whole instead of letter by letter. SO CHILL. The words are homophones anyway! j. sharpe does have a point. The girl is acting stupid. and because of her brand new idea of getting intoxicated, her kids might end up with a mental or physical deficiency -_-.
@AwkardTurtle
You’re an idiot.
The words are homophones? Really?
Coulda sworn “bread” and “breed” aren’t pronounced the same way… but what do I know?
I guess “awkard” is the new way to spell “awkward” as well, right?
Ha ha ha, people are funny on the internet. I love reading comments to forums, makes my day.
Am I the only one who caught the wrongness of this phrase? “She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.”
Shoving tampon’s up one’s ass is certainly not “the usual manner” of dealing with menstruation. Silly article is silly.
Intersting manner, maybe in the future i will bump into these girls in a club and if I get lucky , I might get a free bloody mary drunk right out of their vaginas!
i bet she was a dumb white girl
well who ever is for that is really gross :/ and perverted and if u done somethin worse when u was a kid then u was a really messed up child!