Researchers Claim Beer Goggles Dont Exist

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In yet another money burning piece of scientific research it has now been made official that Beer Goggles are a myth and my answer to that is: bollocks, Beer Goggles have been around as long as man has been boozing.

Dr Egan, of Leicester University showed photos of women to 240 volunteers and asked them to comment on their attractiveness. The amount of beer they had drank varied from a couple of pints to a skinful.

Now for me that wasn’t the correct approach when trying to determine if Beer Goggles exist or not. To determine if Beer Goggles exist or not MUST involves sex.

It isn’t so much about how attractive the woman is, it’s more about how desperate for sex the guy is.

As he drinks more his need to sow his oats increases and the hornier he gets so the less picky he becomes about who he’s willing to bed.

Enter the Beer Goggles.

Now he can’t take some old boiler home that he doesn’t fancy or he isn’t going to stand to attention so the booze transforms the slightly plump troll into a Victoria’s Secret model for the night.

Conclusion: Beer Goggles DO exist.

Posted on April 20, 2009 | Filed Under Life