Ladies Only: 8 Tips On How To Become A WAG
Straight off let me tell you these tips are not from Uncle Mick, they are from Playboy model turned WAG Nives Celsius.
She has revealed the secrets you need to bag your very own footballer in a helpful guide in her column for the German newspaper Bild.
- You have to be young with no baggage, so don’t get involved with his colleagues! It means you are new and undiscovered. But women who have had two or three serious relationships are still in with a chance.
- You have to be honest as a WAG. Don’t cover up your previous ‘sexual jaunts’ because you and your history will be gossiped about at parties. It is only a matter of time before the truth reveals itself anyway, so it is better to tell people about the ‘mistakes’ of your past. Present them as big mistakes and the craziness of youth. It is a tough thing to do, but it pays in the long run.
- Don’t ever give everything away! If footballers sense that they have fully conquered you and that you don’t have anything new to offer them, they look for new, undiscovered ‘territory’. Therefore don’t exaggerate your emotions and let him understand that you could also do better.
- Never, never hassle him! Questions like ‘where are you?’ or ‘who are you out with?’ are strictly forbidden.
- Support him in tough situations. Take an interest in his game and his problems, and praise his success. Comfort him when things go wrong. Important tip: Sexual comfort after a defeat is always welcome!
- Sex is extremely important to footballers so always look to spice things up. If you are boring and act inexperienced he will lose interest quickly and go looking for passion elsewhere.
- Don’t hassle him with issues such as marriage and children – that will put him off. Professional footballers want to believe that you are honoured to be with them and that getting married to them would fulfil your every dream. So make them think you don’t care – even if you do – as it will make them interested and want to marry you.
- Don’t be too modest! You shouldn’t decline expensive gifts and you should let him pay for dates. Accept the presents he gives you. He should prove to you that he thinks about you and your happiness. But you should also be considerate of him and likewise do good things for him. You should give him small presents – they don’t have to be expensive. It is just important that you pay him attention.
Posted on April 14, 2009 | Filed Under Life
10 Responses to Ladies Only: 8 Tips On How To Become A WAG
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what the sh^^?…sl**s
What with the World Cup just around the corner, what better time to bag yourself a football ace and you could be spending the summer in South Africa
Aspiring gold diggers need to know these things and I’m sure footballers will appreciate their females knowing them. I like how these types of lists include precious little on silly concepts like I don’t know not being a manipulative fraud, etc. That is honest because people reading this shite are precisely interested in social climbing and being a spunk receptacle and getting balled by a footballer and receiving the contents ____________ their face. And lots of that $$$ and $ocial $tatus. Jocks and hos deserve each either. See the movie Idiocracy for a good depiction of the world if these people breed unchecked.
I say being a wag is stress.just do the brother nd leave him.girl u dnt need him!
WTF?
Sounds too stressful, I think I’ll stick to being a fag hag than a wag thank you very much.
9th tip: Join http://www.becomeawag.com
Fill in your details and you could become a WAG!
Or maybe just get some self respect?
Sorry I just have to comment that.
This “article” makes me feel very sad… it’s one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read in my life.
COMPLETE F$*KING SHIT.
End of the comment.
Never talk about you want, never ask where he is or who he is with, make sure he can f**k you whenever he wants. Sounds like the life of a slave wife before womens rights if you ask me.
How about I don’t care how rich or what shallow “social circles” you have access to, it sounds like an incredibly hollow and empty life right there.
I am engaged to an NRL player and let me tell everyone one thing, this “article” is perfect if you want to become a booty call… being a “WAG” isnt something to be asshamed of but its not something you can aim to be there is a name for those types of people they are called users! If you are lucky enough to end up falling in love with a football player then yes there are some perks but 10000x more downsides like the fact that every s*** wants your mans C*** because his a footy player! And putting this out to girls so they can strive to become a WAG because of money, spotight, and the perks is not a good thing what is this world coming to?