Husband Tries To Sell His Nagging Wife

A builder was so fed up with his wife’s nagging that he put her up for sale in a trade magazine – getting “nine or 10″ offers.
After the latest blast from wife Donna while she was watching Dancing on Ice, Gary Bates, 38, snapped and placed an advert in Trade-It.
His ad said: “Nagging Wife. No Tax, Not MOT. Very high maintenance – some rust.”
Mrs Bates, 40, from Ebley, near Stroud, Gloucestershire, was put in the Free to Collect section of the magazine – the same section he advertised his fishing tackle.
Mr Bates, a self-employed builder, was inundated with calls from men offering to take her off his hands.
So did she go? No!!!
Posted on March 13, 2009 | Filed Under Life
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