WTF Is The Jerk Centre For?

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“Welcome To Our Jerk Centre” – what exactly is the Jerk Centre for? I’m guessing your first thought was the same as mine and ‘Jerk’ was following by ‘Off’.

According to Wiki Jerk may refer to one of the following:

* Jamaican jerk spice, a style of cooking native to Jamaica in which meats are dry-rubbed with a fiery spice mixture
* The second phase of the “clean and jerk”, a weightlifting exercise
* Hypnic jerk, an involuntary muscle twitch during the transition from wakefulness to sleep
* Soda jerk, a person who operates a soda fountain
* Jerk (physics), in physics, the rate of change of acceleration
* The Jerk (1979), a comedy film starring Steve Martin
* “The Jerk” (House episode), a third season episode of the TV series House
* Jerk, an album released in 1995 by hHead on IRS records
* Jerk (band), an industrial metal band from Sydney, Australia
* The Jerk (dance), a dance craze

I see they missed out Jerk Off, so a trip to YourDictionary tells me:

1. of or having to do with masturbation
2. obnoxious, stupid, contemptible, etc.

So what happends at the Jerk Centre? Any thoughts?

Posted on April 16, 2009 | Filed Under Laughs