Woman discovers on a radio phone in that her boyfriend is married

shocked woman on the phone

A 25-year-old woman named Kim phoned in to take part in a phone-in called “He Loves Me, He Loves Me…” only she gets a lot more than the bunch of roses she was hoping for.

Male Announcer: “93.7, the edge. It’s the best of Andy Savage.”
Female Announcer: “On 93.7 the edge.”
Andy Savage: “Who’s this?”
Kim: “My name is Kim!”
Andy Savage: “Oh Kim, how old are you Kim?”
Kim: “25″
Andy Savage: “Alright, and where are you calling from?”
Kim: “Ysetta?”
Andy Savage: “Alright cool! This is ‘He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not’, I don’t know if you heard this a few weeks ago.”
Kim: “Yes I did.”
Andy Savage: “Do you have a boyfriend or a husband?”
Kim: “I have a boyfriend.”
Andy Savage: “Alright, how long you been going out with him?”
Kim: “Um, just about a year now.”
Andy Savage: “Oh ok, and you suppose he loves you?”
Kim: “I know he loves me.”
Andy Savage: “Oh really, why? Well how do you know.”
Kim: “Oh, special little love notes, or sending me flowers, or just the special time that we’re able to spend together.”
Andy Savage: “Alright, what’s your boyfriend’s name?”
Kim: “Greg.”
Andy Savage: “Well where does he live?”
Kim: “Duluth.”
Andy Savage: “Oooh…”
Kim: “Yeah.”
Andy Savage: “Well how often do you see him?”
Kim: “We typically see each other every weekend. Because he’s in Duluth and I’m in Ysette it makes it a little hard to see each other during the week.”
Andy Savage: “Ok, and you…”
Kim: “To have quality time.”
Andy Savage: “So you have absolutely no reason to suspect he might be messing around on you?”
Kim: “No. None.”
Andy Savage: “Well then this is going to be boring… um, but we’ll humor you ok? We’ll give him a call, and see how this… please don’t say anything, ok Kim! I’ll do all the talking.”

*ringing*

Greg: “Hello?”
Andy Savage: “Hi, is Greg there?”
Greg: “Yea, who’s this?”
Andy Savage: “Greg, how you doing, my name is Andy Savage I’m calling from The Edge radio in Minneapolis, St. Paul. How are things in Duluth?”
Greg: “A little frigid… What can I do for you?”
Andy Savage: “Well, I guess, uh, I don’t know do you get to Minneapolis or St. Paul often, or what?”
Greg: “Yeah, every weekend on, uh, business…”
Andy Savage: “Uh, yeah, because we pulled your business card out of a fishbowl at a local merchant, and every month we give away a dozen roses, to anybody, and well you’re the winner this month. Congratulations! The deal is you don’t have to do anything, I know you’re far away, we deliver the roses for you, and we’ll even put whatever you want on a nice little card to go along with the roses. All we need from you is a name and address of somebody you want ‘em delivered to.”

Greg: “Oh, ok, yeah, my wife Cindy.”
Kim: “What?”
Andy Savage: “Ok…”
Kim: “Cindy?”
Greg: “Aw, Jesus Christ…”
Kim: “Your wife Cindy? ”
Greg: “Ugh…”
Kim: “Ugh, you’re wife Cindy? Would you?”
Andy Savage: “Uh Greg, Kim’s on the line.”
Greg: “Hi Kim…”
Kim: “Oh, hi Greg. Um, would you mind explaining this to me? Your wife Cindy? How long have you been married?”
Greg: “I was, I was kidding! I was Kidding!”
Kim: “Kidding? Kidding my ass, you’re such a dick! *Sob*”
Greg: “You son of a #@$*&…”

Posted on July 29, 2009 | Filed Under Laughs