Where Is My Sunday Paper?

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An irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded “WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?”, wanting to know where her “SUNDAY TIMES” was.

“Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The SUNDAY TIMES is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY morning”.

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter.

“Well f *c k me…. that’s why no one was at church today”.

Posted on July 22, 2010 | Filed Under Laughs