Ugliest Bride Ever Prank (Photos)
For about the 100th time in the past year an email landed in my inbox this morning with the subject line, “Is this the ugliest bride ever?”.
The subject has varied slightly with ugly wedding, fattest bride, saddest groom blah, blah, blah but the content is identical in them all. A set of pictures with a big fat manly looking bride, a skinny runt of a groom and a line-up of sumo sized bridesmaids.
The added comments from the various recipients confirm the fact most people tend to believe pretty much everything they read in an email – that explains why spammers are still in business. People are just so gullible.
The truth is the wedding, the bride, the party and the honeymoon pictures are just a prank by two guys and a bunch of their friends.
The Wedding
The Honeymoon
The Pranksters
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Published on May 22, 2009 | Filed Under Laughs
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that’s friggin mean. if they’re happy together i’m happy for them.
Lee did you read it? – It’s a prank…
This would be authentic for Appalachia.
You aught to be ashamed of yourself.
This doesn’t look like a prank; I doubt all those people would have been involved and they would have paid for the cake, attire, flowers, and everything else just to pull it off.
That would be ridiculous – if it was just one or two photos; maybe. Being there’s a whole set of what looks like included family; I highly doubt it’s a bad joke. Why is it so hard to believe that people can find happiness even if they don’t fit the cookie-cutter image?
Not everyone matches the cliche bride & groom you’ll find in the superficial magazines and commercials. People are unique and God Bless them for their bravery to put themselves out there regardless the potential ridicule.
Yea, I went there. Deal with it.
Key, did you look at the very last photo?
The bride is a dude… it was a prank, a joke, a bit of fun.
Hey I just wanted to set the record straight, this is not a prank. These two individuals are real people, I know them. Yes the bride is unfortunate looking, but in fact a female because they now have a baby, hence their recent facebook update. Who ever the originator of the thought that this is a prank is a moron.
If they are real people Bella and you know them, take a photo of them with their kid and email it to me djmick@gmail.com
I’m sure I’ll still be waiting this time next year… and the year after… and the year after that too.
Her name is Cindy Newton Christian, she has facebook, and a pic of her mom there. Her FB pic is hon her daughter…. This so called joke is fucking real…….. Its sad but very real….
There is no facebook page with Cindy Newton Christian listed.
There is no possible way that monstrosity isn’t a dude in a dress. Army butter bars are notoriously dim, but this is too much. It has to be a prank.
Ok so her name is CANDY newton Christian and the guys name is Chris Christian..and the daughter looks like him, thank god. BUt good for them, if they are happy
That last photo is a woman! Look at the shirt. She has a buttoned up sweater over an undershirt and lace on the collar of the sweater.
u know what everyone can go and jump, leave them alone just cause someone is as goodlooking as others soesnt mean there not real, my god!! people these days are so rude and stuped and selfish imagine that was ur brother or sister or a loved family member, everyone deserves to be happy and loved so who ever posted it up hope they get cursed because thats not nice.. so grow up!!
Now that is a total mooseknuckle…..a complete horror bag. Although yes, even horror bags deserve to be loved….so I wish them happiness. [but please...refrain from further breeding]
They are a real couple I checked and her name is Candy newton Christian, look it up on Facebook. Thats cruel that people would make fun of someone, just because there not as pretty as everyone else. They are happy and thats all that matters. People should butt out of peoples bussiness and get a life and stop ruining everybody else’s.
Look at the two of them. I’ve seen beautiful couples have ugly babies.
These two are happy, they may have beautiful children. Happiness is the most important thing. If they have found it. God Bless them with many children.
People always talk about the survival of the fitest and beauty. But little couples like these are the ones with five or six kids because they are not so obssessed with looks. To each other they are beautiful and to me, their happiness is beautiful and there fore they are
i dont care what you crybabys say. That is the fugliest “woman” i’ve ever seen. it’s going f**king bald! and that retard of a husband is no catch either. I hope to god they stop reproducing.
gotta love how youve wound up so many of these knights in shining armor c**ts
im gonna, say it, i hope these people die in a fiery car accident so they cant have any more disfigured offspring
that felt good
I know this dude, although I’ve never seen his wife I do know that he’s married
Just FYI, the guy, Chris Christian, is a Combat veteran, who deployed with me and served honorably, in khowst and kandahar province Afghanistan. For all of you trash talkers, who are so full of yourself that you think that you are any more deserving of reproduction than he is, consider this…..he holds a bachelors degree, and a first lieutenants commission in the united states army. Secondly he is among the less than 1 percent of the united states and most European populations who have the BALLS to put service to country ahead of their own lives. Maybe you should hold yourselves to that standard before you pass on your genes.
It is a woman. She probably has acromegaly, which is a form of gigantism caused by a glandular problem. Look it up. Depending on if her bones are fused or not, she may very well keep growing, unless she gets an operation to remove a benign tumour from her pituitary gland, which sits at the bottom of her brain. Their kids will most likely be normal.
One more thing:
Military wives are notoriously unfaithful. This guy has less of a chance to get his heart broken.