Ten Worst Jokes At The Edinburgh Fringe
Here are the worst 10 gas at this years Edinburgh Fringe Festival as voted for by comedy fans.
Anna and Katy – “I dated a woman from the Chinese State Circus. One time I took her upstairs for a 69. She said, ‘I’m not cooking at this time of night.’”
Alex Maple – “Michael Jackson only invented the moonwalk so he could sneak up on children.”
Denise Van Outen – “A brunette, a red-head and a blonde break out of Holloway Prison. They hide in a barn from the police and get into some sacks. The police come in and feel the sack with the brunette in it – she goes ‘miaow!’ They go on to feel the sack with the red-head in it – she goes ‘woof!’ Finally they feel the sack with the blonde in it. The blonde shouts ‘potatoes!”
Alistair McGowan – “I’ve just split up from girlfriend, which is shame because it was a long-standing arrangement. Perhaps if we’d sat down a bit more…”
Phil Nichol – “She’s got a face like a rare Chinese vase – minging.”
Carey Marx – “I’m not doing any Michael Jackson jokes because they always involve puns about his songs. And that’s bad.”
Celia Pacquola – “My mind is like a cement mixer. It’s grey, thick and always moving.”
Frank Woodley – “I phoned the swine flu hotline and all I got was crackling.”
Stephen Carlin – “There are so many ‘failed train’ announcements at stations these days. It’s not rolling stock, it’s laughing stock.”
Rhys Darby – “I don’t believe in guns. Literally; I don’t believe they exist.”
Posted on August 24, 2009 | Filed Under Laughs
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