Suggestion For Fixing America’s Economy
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America ‘s economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST buy their own health insurance. – Health Plan for seniors just fixed!!!
It can’t get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes… If you think this would work, please tell everyone you know.
If not, please disregard. Then shoot yourself!!!! – 1 job opening
God Bless America.
Posted on August 25, 2010 | Filed Under Laughs
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that would cost a mere 40 Trillion dollars. about $300,000 per each remaining US person. EPIC FAIL