If You Want Quick Service Try This

The other day I needed to go to the Accident and Emergency department of my local hospital.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army uniform and stuck a badge onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into A & E, I noticed that 3/4 of the people
got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the badge.

It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don’t try it at McDonald’s though…..

The whole crew got up and left, and l never got my order…

Posted on July 24, 2010 | Filed Under Laughs

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