How Bad Is Your Eyesight?



kinda like beer goggles

When it comes to checking out women there’s nothing worse than bad eyesight – it’s a nightmare. Why do you think I became a DJ?

Think about it. If I was out with my mates at a nightclub or a bar I couldn’t check out the ladies unless they were stood two feet in front of me. The only guy in the building the women were willing to stand LESS than two feet from throughout the night was the DJ. I quickly realised that was the job for me.

This TV ad doesn’t reflect what I can and can’t see – it’s more like beer goggle syndrome. Will your eyesight fail you as you watch it?



Posted on April 8, 2009 | Filed Under Laughs

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