14 Amusing Unattended Children Warning Signs
If only the owners of the establishments displaying these funny unattended children warning signs could carry out there threats for real…
Then again, I’m sure it wouldn’t stop some parents from letting their kids run riot as they carry on like nothing is wrong.
Posted on April 19, 2010 | Filed Under Laughs
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Souvenirs to whom exactly? I’m thinking it might be a great add-on for stores that specialize in smoke paraphenalia.
“Unattended children will be used a hookah models”
or
“Children left alone will be sent to crowded alleys with liquor and donuts”
or
“Wee ones found wandering may be considered for next weeks menu”
Why couldn’t someone write unattended children would be sent to Michael?
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This got me laughing for a good second right there haha. Where have you found those?
Unattended Children Will Be Surrendered to the local Archdiocese
Unattended children will be sent to the Neverland Ranch!
Unattended children will be given a sign that says “I am an unattended child”.
I don’t find your comments amusing at all! (LMAO)
I’m sorry, but the ones referring to sexual abuse (Neverland Ranch, MJ (Jackson, not Jordan!), the Catholic Church, slaves, etc.) are kinda creeeepy imho.
otoh, I first saw the ‘expresso and free puppy’ one at a local non-profit pet clinic (which could probably make good on the threat!) and my puppy thought I was laughing at HER, lol!
I got a tattoo at a shop with a huge dragon over the door with a (punctured, bleeding) baby doll’s head clenched between its teeth. The sign overhead said “children caught unattended will be tattooed and eaten.”
Caffeine and puppies go together like methamphetamine and hamsters.
I guess only parents get that joke because it went right over my head. I thought “isn’t that a good thing?”
[...] I’ve always wondered why anyone would need the ‘Unattended Children’ sign in the first place. If you’re that crappy of a parent in the first place to need a sigh to tell you to keep an eye on your kids when out why are you even taking them outside of the house, much less having kids in the first place.  It’s for these people that these signs exist I guess:  14 Amusing Unattended Children Warning Signs [...]
Unattended children will be allowed to play in traffic
Oh how I wish they acctually did what they said, would the world be a better place?
Wait, Maybe that’s why neighboard has so many puppies (LOL)
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Product warning labels are for the weak… I say save humanity, bring back natural selection!