14 Amusing Unattended Children Warning Signs

unattended children signs

If only the owners of the establishments displaying these funny unattended children warning signs could carry out there threats for real…

Then again, I’m sure it wouldn’t stop some parents from letting their kids run riot as they carry on like nothing is wrong.

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Philip at Thavage on April 20th, 2010 at 12:26 am
Souvenirs to whom exactly? I’m thinking it might be a great add-on for stores that specialize in smoke paraphenalia.
“Unattended children will be used a hookah models”
or
“Children left alone will be sent to crowded alleys with liquor and donuts”
or
“Wee ones found wandering may be considered for next weeks menu”
DK on April 21st, 2010 at 6:46 am
Why couldn’t someone write unattended children would be sent to Michael?
Rolly Marcial on April 21st, 2010 at 7:08 am
This got me laughing for a good second right there haha. Where have you found those?
Maxrad on April 21st, 2010 at 8:15 am
Unattended Children Will Be Surrendered to the local Archdiocese
Bob on April 21st, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Unattended children will be sent to the Neverland Ranch!
Retroboy on April 21st, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Unattended children will be given a sign that says “I am an unattended child”.
Michael on April 21st, 2010 at 5:26 pm
I don’t find your comments amusing at all! (LMAO)
FX on April 21st, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I’m sorry, but the ones referring to sexual abuse (Neverland Ranch, MJ (Jackson, not Jordan!), the Catholic Church, slaves, etc.) are kinda creeeepy imho.

otoh, I first saw the ‘expresso and free puppy’ one at a local non-profit pet clinic (which could probably make good on the threat!) and my puppy thought I was laughing at HER, lol!
smalldreams on April 22nd, 2010 at 12:37 am
I got a tattoo at a shop with a huge dragon over the door with a (punctured, bleeding) baby doll’s head clenched between its teeth. The sign overhead said “children caught unattended will be tattooed and eaten.”
Brinn on April 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 am
Caffeine and puppies go together like methamphetamine and hamsters.
Astin on April 22nd, 2010 at 10:40 am
I guess only parents get that joke because it went right over my head. I thought “isn’t that a good thing?”
goofy on April 22nd, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Unattended children will be allowed to play in traffic
Juh on April 24th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Oh how I wish they acctually did what they said, would the world be a better place?
=) on April 24th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Wait, Maybe that’s why neighboard has so many puppies (LOL)
Kyle on June 21st, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Product warning labels are for the weak… I say save humanity, bring back natural selection!
landjj on April 28th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
In a seafood restaurant at the beach in North Carolina, saw a sign that said “Unattended children will be used for chum.”