5 Internet Slang Terms That Need To Disappear
5 Internet Slang Terms That Need To Disappear Because Now Your Parents Are Using Them On The Facebooks
This is really very basic. Facebook was designed so teenagers and young adults could post pictures of themselves at the party drinking a lot of beer and pretending to make out with their friends (alternate use: Posting self-portrait pictures of yourself and pretending someone else took them and you weren’t even aware there was a camera in the room).
With the rise of Facebook, and even Myspace before that (remember myspace? no? ok), there inevitably came special slang terms that were meant only for the users of these sites so that when their parents came in the room they wouldn’t realize they were looking at a chat room sex talk between their 15-year old daughter and a guy she met online named “Malvin.”
These slang terms were once very useful, but now that everyone’s mother and grandmother and nosey aunt has her own Facebook page, it is time to just quit with the slang and move on.
Your mother has figured out what WTF stands for, and she now uses it when she sees a picture you posted of yourself where you happen to be exceptionally drunk – “WTF, Danny?! You told me you didn’t drink anymore! And what happened to your pants?”
These terms just aren’t cool anymore, guys. Sorry.
1. WTF. See above.
2. LOL. Your mom actually thinks she has to laugh out loud every time she uses this term, and it’s driving your father crazy.
3. POGTFO. You can’t post any of these pics anymore because your mom keeps driving you crazy about the ones she has seen, so you’re certainly not going to add any more fuel to her fire. And the girl you’re asking this of is not going to post any because her grandmother likes to check her wall every day.
4. I Can Haz… This was funny right up until the time your mom started saying it every time you came home to do your laundry—”I can haz laundry moneys?? And help doing the dishes??”
5. W00T. This one should never be used by anyone, ever again, as it really stopped being cool in 2007, which, for the internet, is like 79 years ago.
Posted on November 10, 2010 | Filed Under Laughs
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I only got 2 out of five… what does it mean:
3.POGTFO.
4. I Can Haz…
5. W00T.
?????
woah WTF, ur so unbelievable retarded
so GTFO our internetz, so we can haz moar W00T stuff to LOL at.
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